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Biden elected 46th President of the United States

The controversial American election has been called

Well… wasn’t that a total shitshow organised demonstration of democracy! The yank TV networks have finally called the democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden as the projected winner of the longest bloody election ever.

Twitter, @JoeBiden

Multiple media outlets including Fox News, CNN, NBC/MSNBC and CBS finally gave the tick for Joe to be the winner of the 2020 election.

According to the Associated Press, Biden has claimed 290 electoral votes as the states of Georgia, Alaska and North Carolina are still counting votes.

It has been suspected that Cyberpunk 2077, the new Bond movie and the implosion of the Sun’s core would happen before the election would wrap up.

“Congratulations to my friends, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris – our next President and Vice President of the United States.”

– Barack Obama, 44th President of the USA

Twitter, @KamalaHarris

“[Joe and Kamala] have a huge task in unwinding the endemic problems that gave rise to the Trump phenomenon, not to mention Murdoch’s Fox network which bred and sustains such political division.”

– Kevin Rudd, Former Prime Minister of Australia

Twitter, @TeamJoe

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Current President Trump has only 214 electoral votes, shy of the required 270, but has so far refused to concede defeat and has remained on the message to take legal action.

Former Democratic Party names Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton sent their regards.

Congrats were sent from other world leaders including French President Emmanuel Macron, Prime Minister Boris Johnson of the United Kingdom, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau – all have congratulated Joe on his victory.

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