Polling stations have sprung to life in the U.S. on Election Day, on a weekday that hasn’t been declared a public holiday or provide Democracy Sausages… Americans are casting their ballots for the 46th president in a shitshow respectful democratic process between incumbent President Donald Trump and his Democrat challenger, Joe Biden.
More than 98 million Americans have already cast their ballots mostly by mail, Americans living or traveling in Australia have emailed their votes back to their native homeland, and many of the states are reporting record-shattering early voting turnout.
Exit Polls have shown Joe Biden maintaining a lead nationally, but America is weird and doesn’t count votes cast by normal people. Instead it listens to some buggered electoral college shenanigan. Because Democracy? Right?
AOC, Politician and Twitch Streamer, ran a gaming session to get out the word for the youth vote.
This year’s election started in the COVID-19 pandemic as surging infections continue to wreak havoc in the U.S. The country set a new global record of over 100,000 new cases reported in a 24-hour period last week.
We will report the winner whenever that may be. In the meantime, vote (if you’re American) and research the wonders of the democracy sausage.
