Alien: Covenant (2017) should not be called Alien: Covenant. It really should be called Prometheus: Covenant, or perhaps more directly titled Prometheus: But this time there’s actually Xenomorphs. That’s really what Alien: Covenant is from a [...]
I remember when I first started doing the written reviews on the FNX Network one of the first ones I did was for a Netflix series that had recently hit the streaming market called “Love”. It looked to tell the story of two people who were complete [...]
Logan (2017) might be the most bittersweet superhero movie ever to be made. It is the culmination of Hugh Jackman’s seventeen years of playing the Ol’ Canucklehead, and it’s filled with all the positives and negatives that are associated [...]
Poor, poor M. Night Shyamalan. How do you go from being the golden boy of Hollywood, making a slew of commercially and critically successful films, and being seriously touted as the next Spielberg to the punch line of every “What a twist!” [...]
Assassin’s Creed suffers from the same problem that nearly every other movie based on a game suffers from, that it is in fact a movie, not a game. The film is based off of the popular video game franchise that first appeared in 2007, though [...]
I need to preface this review by stating that I was not enthralled by The Force Awakens. Where many saw a fun and familiar jaunt through well known surroundings, I found only a cliche-redden rehash of a classic. Whilst I don’t believe it’s a [...]
There’s a plethora of movies about miracles; stories in which nearly Nietzschean super-men and women encounter no-win scenarios and manage to triumphantly save the day with mere seconds to spare. Sully is not one of these movies. Instead of making a [...]
An absolute whirlwind of sex jokes, filthy visual gags, and food puns, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s Sausage Party (2016) more than delivers on its promises of profanity laden mayhem by stuffing as much food, fighting, foul language, and [...]
